Let's Escape This Prison We Call Reality: Archive

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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celestialwhimsy: vitamin—d: celestialwhimsy replied to your photo: ~i am success~ …dear god i think i created heaven Sweet Jesus Mary fucking mother of god these look like sex in the form of food. they will be yours tomorrow my friend Wait what seriously? Is this real life? :’D I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE THE MESSIAH! GIVE ME SOME RACHAEL JESUS.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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me: what's a social life
tumblr: ssh. 
me: social--
tumblr: we don't speak those words in this house.
me: 
tumblr: 
me: cats.
tumblr: there you go

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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According to tumblr, Rachael is getting 61% of my love. … All is as it should be. :]

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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So I was walking in the halls with my lovely Rachael a few days ago, and we came by my history teacher. She was happy I was smiling and I told her that Rachael was my lover. She replies, “Well if she makes you smile like that, keep her around!” I am oh so happy when I know NOT disturbingly homophobic people in this town. :)

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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bonnywithasea: sigh it’s the perfect weather for cuddling sigh why aren’t i with you I cuddled with my boyfriend today because of this post. :]

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Actually doing my work! Woot!!

Feb 17th

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I’d like to formally apologize to everyone for my recent obsessive rambling about Brynjolf. I think I’m better now.

Feb 15th

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I googled “Weird obsessive crush on Brynjolf” and found out there’s an entire mob of us, including a girl who accidentally yelled out his name in bed. :D

Feb 14th

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Feb 14th

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How pathetic is it that I would fuck the hell out of Brynjolf? … Never mind. I don’t want to know.

Feb 14th

bonnywithasea: do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness do not go looking for unhappiness

Feb 14th

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Skyrim... Is a whore.

It makes you feel so damn cool when you play it. “You’re the Dragonborn! You’re the Listener! You’re the Archmage, you amazing, special little snowflake, you!” And then you remember… Oh yeah… So is everyone else who plays. :C

Feb 14th

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I love how Shark Week is, like, 50% “Oh sharks almost never attack people, they’re nothing to be scared of,” and 50% “WOW LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD NEVER GO INTO THE WATER AGAIN UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE EVEN A SWIMMING POOL I’M FUCKING SERIOUS LOOK AT THIS LOOK LOOK LOOK!!”

Feb 14th

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I HAVE RETURNED FOR NOW.

celestialwhimsy: I like to think that I influenced this. :D YOU DID.

Feb 14th

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I HAVE RETURNED FOR NOW.

Feb 14th

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Trying to marry a person of your gender in RPGs

Most Games: WTF MATE YOU CAN'T DO THAT THEY'RE THE SAME GENDER AS YOU THAT'S DISGUSTING AGHDIOAVNDKJLNAVOIDANVOIDBSVLDSA

Skyrim: ... K. :D

Jan 19th

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How does one stop being depressed with so many awful people in the world?

Jan 19th

Well, this is our school.

Whore: *Talks shit about somebody*
Rachael: False.
Whore: I hate him, but it's whatever. I don't care anymore.
Rachael: Then stop talking shit.
Whore: 
Whore: 
Whore: 
Whore: *Messages everybody she knows* OMFG GAIZ RACHAEL MADE ME CUT MYSELF! D.:

Jan 19th

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Government: This site will now be taken down for suspected piracy* *Free speech that makes us look bad.

Jan 18th

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Bethesda = The Troll Company

Designer 1: Alright, so we need ideas for potion ingredients.
Designer 2: The user still has to eat them to figure out the effects, yes?
D1: Precisely.
D2: Disease-infested rat tails.
D1: Giant's toe. Everybody wants to put one of those in their mouth.
D2: I think a human heart is in order here.
D1: Hey! Let's throw the flesh in too for good measure!
D2: Ooh, ooh! Spider eggs! There's no such thing as arachnophobia, right?

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

12 notes

I’d like to be happy, but apparently that’s not allowed.

Jan 18th

I ask everyone TMI Tuesday questions but nobody...

Okay, whatever. It’s cool. I ain’t even mad bro.

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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celestialwhimsy: In the spirit of TMI Tuesday, it would be much appreciated if you’d all post your brutally honest opinions of me in my ask box. Anything about my appearance, personality, blog, whatever. Be fucking cruel if you want to. I’m curious of what you lovely folk have to say.

Jan 18th

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